Despite having no great love for Halloween, my esoteric life roommate and I want to be good neighbors - there’s a lot of kids in our neighborhood. I got sugar-free candy and everything. I don’t want to dress up, but I figure I should do something in the spirit of Halloween, so as not to be a total weirdo.

I’m gonna dress up by wearing a paper mask tied on by string. I dunno if I should do:

-Grumpy Bob
-My own head, upside down
-My own head, right side up
-a head-shaped piece of paper labeled “mask”
-A picture of a shoe.

Your thoughts, tumblr? You are the Halloween experts.

1. bane-nascent said: Grumpy Bob all day! A shoe would get too much conversation from the kids and you just don’t want that. I say go for shock value, something smart or tricky. Making the kids think about a mask named mask is funny to adults, but kids just want candy and cheap thrills.
2. tenguparty said: a picture of leah’s head upsidedown
3. weja said: own head upside down orfood positioned to make a face O:
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5. bombsovermyhead said: your own head upside down or the paper labeled mask
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7. krazykanga said: I think doing your face upside down would be awesome. But I can see that some children might find that scary… x’D I would have if I was like 4 years old.
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10. calmnivore said: a picture of a shoe
11. synicalsel said: A mask-shaped piece of paper labelled “head.”
12. zekedms reblogged this from heysawbones and added:

    Option 6: TF2 spy. Wear all red or all blue, wear a spy mask of the opposite color.

13. ered-sama said: your own head upside down!
14. bitterherbs said: Your own head, upside down. That cracks me up for some reason. ;D
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16. heysawbones said: doc that’s too much effort
17. docvalentine reblogged this from heysawbones and added:

    NO DO your whole upper body as a mask! you can have your hands on your hips and the opening there can be the eyeholes,...

18. iamthespacecadet said: Your own head, either right side up or upside down
19. sephiramy said: Please consider a mask shaped like a speech bubble reading “I hate fun.”
20. docvalentine said: kanye west mask!!!
21. mayeko said: NONE OF THOSE. BE TINTIN.
22. warchiefeny said: A butt.
23. kwillow said: your own head, upside down. no contest.
24. kaxen said: Either your own head upside-down or a paper labeled “mask”
25. coelasquid said: Tintin.
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27. ivysaurr said: SHOOOOOOE
28. alliartist said: Shoe
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